life goal: learn every single word to “One Week” by the Barenaked Ladies
mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink
tbh there’s nothing more attractive than a beautiful person who’s beauty isn’t what attracts you
Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave
This is the greatest literary reference I’ve ever read.
me: tell me thats not sick
doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude